Ask the barman about craft beer

Is Canned Beer Inferior To Bottled Beer?

Is canned beer inferior to bottled beer?

Dear Dave, Okay, quick one. I’ve always assumed that green bottles were superior to brown bottles and then the craft beer movement happened and now brown bottles are more often far superior than the previously premium green ones…… Read More

Is My Beer In The Wrong Glass?

Which beer glass?

Dear Dave, I am writing to you about something that happened on the weekend, something that affected me greatly on the night and has been bothering me ever since… I recently hosted a dinner party at my home… Read More

Tips On Cooking With Beer?

Questions about beer

Dear Dave, I got some YuppieChef vouchers for Christmas and have been cooking up a storm ever since. Now I think I’m finally at the stage where I can start marrying my passions, and want to start doing… Read More

Can I Fight Fat While Drinking Beer?

Of course you can drink beer and fight fat at the same time

Dear Dave, I’ve been trying to lose some weight and while it’s taken a bit of an adjustment it seems to be working. Now I want to keep the weight off, but problem is, my friends are all… Read More

Is It Fine To Drink Beer After Sport?

Even Arjen Robben drinks beer after sport

Dear Dave, After our weekly kickabout all I want to do is crack open a thirst-quenching beer. Well, there’s this guy, you probably know a dude just like him, and I’ll call him Ed because that’s his name,… Read More

How do I keep my beard out my beer?

How to keep your beard out your beer

Dear Dave I have a big bushy beard. It’s magnificent. Been growing it since I sprouted the first wiry hair on my chinny chin chin. In fact, besides a few clean ups with the clippers, I’ve never even… Read More

How do I prove that my beer glass is dirty?

Is your beer glass dirty?

Dear Dave, My local is under new management and standards have started to slip. The other day I got served a pint in a dirty glass. A dirty glass! Come on man, surely not? However, the new owner… Read More

How do I know I’ve been given good head?

Get good beer head

Dear Dave, I got into a bit of a scrap with a bartender the other day. To make a long story short, I called bullshit on him for short-pouring me and things escalated pretty damn fast. He reckoned… Read More

How do I choose which type of beer to drink?

What beer should you actually be drinking? Take the quiz and find out.

Mr David, For my entire life I’ve known exactly what I was going to drink when the moment called for it. The beers in the green bottles were the classy ones and the brown bottled beers were best… Read More

Do I Choose My Wife Or My Beer?

Questions about beer

Dave, I’ve been collecting beers from all over the world since I went on a high-school water-polo tour to Hungary in 1999. I’ve probably visited another 10 countries since then, and my mission has always been the same:… Read More